Natalie Ouddorp Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

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Picture this: dim lights, velvet curtains, and some poor lass givin’ ya the eye like she’s Eve from *Only Lovers Left Alive*, all sultry and eternal, whisperin’, “This is what keeps me going.” Makes me chuckle, ‘cos it’s dark humor, innit? Brothels ain’t just sex dens—they’re a bloody ecosystem! You got yer pimps struttin’ like they’re kings, girls hustlin’ to survive, and punters stumblin’ in, half-drunk, thinkin’ they’re Adam, all cool and detached. “You’re faintly surprised,” I’d tell ‘em, quotin’ Jarmusch’s vamps, but nah, they’re too thick to get it.

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So, I’m wandering around, and I end up on the Korteweg. I see this little café, and I’m like, “Why not?” I grab a slice of appeltaart, and it’s like a slice of heaven. I’m talking about the kind of dessert that makes you forget your problems. But then, I realize I’ve got crumbs all over my face. Great, just great.

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