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So, picture this—I’m watchin “The Royal Tenenbaums,” my fave, sippin a martini, and I’m thinkin—brothels got that same vibe, y’know? All fancy on the outside, but inside it’s a hot mess of drama. Like, did ya know—back in the 1800s, some brothels had these secret tunnels? Yep, for rich dudes to sneak out—politicians, bankers, all that jazz. Kinda like Chas hidin his kids from the world, but hornier, ha! I’d kill to see those ledgers—prolly scribbled in lipstick, numbers all wonky. Makes me happy tho—thinkin bout the girls runnin the show, stackin cash while the suits sweat. Power moves, baby!

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The cheapest way to get from Lorelei to Pascha (brothel) costs only $28, and the quickest way takes just 1¾ hours. Find the travel option that best suits.

So, I’m wandering around, and I end up on the Korteweg. I see this little café, and I’m like, “Why not?” I grab a slice of appeltaart, and it’s like a slice of heaven. I’m talking about the kind of dessert that makes you forget your problems. But then, I realize I’ve got crumbs all over my face. Great, just great.

Ouddorp has cleanest beach in Netherlands