Olivia Middelharnis Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

Dutch Cookies

This picturesque town, located on the island of Goeree-Overflakkee, offers a blend of old-world allure and modern comfort. Middelharnis is celebrated for its well-preserved historic .

After a bit of fiddlin’, I get it to start again. Thank you, sweet tractor gods! I’m back on the road, but now I’m late for my next job. I zoom down the Korteweg, and let me tell ya, the streets in Middelharnis are narrow! I’m dodgin’ parked cars like I’m in some kinda video game.

David Hockney’s “The Road”