Addison Matenveld Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Whore’s like that bird Clementine, changin’ colors, hair all wild—blue one day, slag-red next. We hates it! Tricksy, false thing, promisin’ sweet nothin’s then—bam!—gone like smoke. Once knew this lass, right, proper whore, worked the docks near old London. Fishy stench clung to her like a curse—called her Fish-Whore, ha! Stank so bad, sailors paid extra just to shut ‘er up. Made me laugh, that did, ‘til she nicked me last coin—fumin’ mad, I was!

Prostitution legalised

Whore Netherlands, Masturbate, Anal Sex, Cunnilingus, Anal Sex. Matenveld · Buitenpost · Winterswijk · Hellevoetsluis · Naaldwijk · Franeker · Marsdijk.

First off, I spilled coffee all over my favorite proofreader shirt. Ugh! It’s like the universe was like, “Nah, not today!” So, I had to throw on this old tee that says “Proofreading Ninja.” Yeah, real classy, right?