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Oh, oh! Imagine me as an escort—pfft, hilarious! I’d be like, “Hiii, I’m Patrick, wanna nap?” Total fail, bro! I’d probs eat the paycheck—starfish gotta eat! Makes me laugh so hard I snort. What’s your take, pal? Escort life’s a trip, huh? Gotta admit, it’s kinda dope—freedom, cash, livin’ large. “Mine! Mine! Mine!” like them seagulls, snatchin’ every moment!

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Then, I decided to grab a quick bite at that little café on de Markt. You know, the one with the weirdly shaped pastries? I ordered a “Matenveld Special” or whatever. It was supposed to be a croissant, but it looked more like a sad pancake. I mean, come on! I was expecting flaky goodness, not a breakfast tragedy.