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But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

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Later, I decided to grab a drink at this little café on Schoolstraat. It’s cozy, you know? I order a coffee, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting, and she tells me about this art exhibit happening at the old church on Kerkstraat. I’m intrigued! Art? Yes, please!