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Oh, and don’t get me started on the weirdos out there. Some johns are creepy as fuck, made me wanna puke – like, dude, chill! But the girls? Some are tough as nails, real survivors, like that CIA chick in Zero Dark Thirty – “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!” – and I respect that hustle. Still, it’s a messy game, bro. Ya gotta watch yer back, coz one wrong move and BAM, ya screwed – not the fun kinda screwed either, haha!

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Then, I bump into my buddy, Joris. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to catch a fish in the canal on Kerkstraat. He ended up falling in! I’m dying laughing. Like, who even tries that? Classic Joris.