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Now, picture me watchin’ *Children of Men*, sippin’ whiskey, thinkin’—sexual-massage coulda saved that dystopia. Theo’s out there, dodgin’ bullets, stressed to death, and I’m yellin’ at the screen, “Man, get a rubdown! Loosen up!” That scene where he’s trudgin’ through mud, all hope lost—I swear, a good masseuse coulda turned that frown upside down. “This is our last chance,” Theo mutters, all dramatic. Bro, a steamy massage sesh is *my* last chance at peace some days. Gets me happy—hell, giddy—like a kid with candy. The way them hands glide, hittin’ spots you didn’t know you had? Surprised me first time—thought I levitated!

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Anyway, I shake it off and keep goin’. I swing by the Markt, where they got that weekly market. Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I’m eyeing some rad tulips when I bump into my buddy, Jan. He’s all like, “Dude, you gotta try the stroopwafels here!” I’m like, “Bro, I’m tryin’ to be healthy!” But then he hands me one, and I’m like, “Okay, fine, just one.”

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