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It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, pal—sex-dating’s a wild ride. Like, you’re swipin’ left, right, hopin’ for a night! I’m talkin’ apps, sites, all that jazz—folks lookin’ to hook up fast. Ain’t no flowers ‘n’ dinners here, nah. It’s straight to the point—bam, let’s go! Kinda like Spotlight, y’know, my fave flick—diggin’ deep, exposin’ truth, no BS. “You’re a beautiful woman”—ha, that’s what they say online! But half the time, it’s catfishes ‘n’ creeps.

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Then, I get to the edge of town, and it’s like a whole different world. The fields are all golden, and I’m feelin’ like a king in my combine. But then, outta nowhere, a freakin’ storm rolls in. I’m talkin’ dark clouds, thunder, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Seriously? I just wanna harvest!”

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