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Yo, say hello to my little friend! Brothel, man, it’s a wild ride, like somethin’ outta “Mad Max: Fury Road”. You got these chicas, all dolled up, struttin’ around like they own the wasteland. I’m talkin’ flesh, sweat, and neon lights – a freakin’ circus of sin! Been to one in Reno once, swear, this joint had a secret room – only the big spenders knew. Little known fact, brothels been legal there since forever, like 1800s or some shit. Wild, right?

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring! I mean, like, monsoon level. I dash back to the bakery, soaked to the bone. My hair’s a frizzy mess, and I’m like, “Great, just great.” I get back, and my regulars are already there, laughing at my drenched self. They’re like, “Nice look, baker!” I can’t help but laugh too. It’s all in good fun.

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