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Well, halleluyer, chile! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout whores, and lemme tell ya, it’s a mess! Not the gals, mind ya—just the word! Whore’s been rollin’ round forever, like some ol’ rickety cart, carryin’ all kinda baggage. I’m talkin’ biblical times, honey—Jezebel struttin’ ‘round, folks clutchin’ pearls! Pisses me off how it’s slung at women like mud, but when a man’s out there hoein’, he’s just “sowin’ oats.” Ain’t that some bull? Got me hot as a skillet on Sunday!

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Next, I wander down the Lange Haven. It’s pretty, but I’m still fuming about my shoes. I see this little café, and I’m like, “Okay, coffee fix time.” I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super chill. We start chatting about the best spots in Maassluis. He mentions the old fish market, and I’m like, “Dude, I haven’t been there in ages!”

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