Esme Loon Op Zand Whore ❤️

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Lemme tell ya, I was flabbergasted—whores been around forever! Back in old Rome, they had these gals called “lupae”—she-wolves, ‘cause they howled for customers. Ain’t that a hoot? Made me laugh ‘til my gut hurt! But here’s a kicker—some whores in the Old West, they’d rob ya blind while you’re sleepin’. Sneaky lil’ devils—kinda like me dodgin’ them press questions, heh! “The past is over,” like that robot kid David says—whores prob’ly think that too, movin’ john to john.

Eksteraj ligiloj

We hop on the flamingo, and it’s a wild ride. We’re paddling around, and I’m feeling like a king. But then, outta nowhere, a wave hits us, and we’re flipping over! I’m sputtering, trying to get back on. Jeroen’s laughing his head off. I’m soaked, but honestly, it’s one of the best moments of the day.

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