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What pisses me off? The fakes! Scammers everywhere, postin’ pics of supermodels—c’mon, really? You think Gisele’s moonlightin’ on Craigslist? I’d be furious, shakin’ my fist, “Gimme the real deal!” But when it clicks? Oh, happy day! You find one, she’s legit, shows up—pretty, pretty good moment. Surprised me how chill some are—like, “Hey, wanna chat first?” I’d be like, “Chat? I’m too neurotic for small talk!”

Recover the American kitchen.

Garnish with some chopped herbs if ya like. Admit it, you'd visit a prostitute if you knew you'd get served this after.

But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs up to me. He’s like, “Mister, can I ride your combine?” I’m like, “Dude, it’s not a toy!” But he’s got those puppy eyes, and I’m like, fine, just for a sec. So, I let him hop in, and he’s grinning like he just won the lottery. That made my day, honestly.

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