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So, I’m diggin’ into this—little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “taoist foreplay.” Freaky, right? Emperors got off on it, swear! Makes me happy thinkin’—power and pleasure, hell yeah! But then—ugh—some sleazy spa ad pops up, “happy ending, $20!” and I’m pissed. Cheapens the whole damn thing! I’m yellin’ at my screen, “This ain’t no fast-food rubdown, jerks!” It’s art, like a slow guitar solo, not a wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am.

Erkenning thuiswerkende sekswerkers in Lelystad

I am Sofia, an 38 y/o professional independent whore from Lelystad / Netherlands. I offer sexual services.

So, I’m there sketching flamingo shoes, trying not to laugh. But then, I get a call from my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the Bataviawerf!” I’m like, “What’s going on?” Turns out, they’re having some kinda festival. Food trucks, music, the whole shebang. I’m thinking, “Great, I’ll just finish this flamingo fiasco and head over.”

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