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So yeah, Ruby the whore—pain in my ass, star of my jail. Keeps shit interestin’, keeps me pissed. Like *The Master*, she’s a cult of one—runnin’ her own show. “Free will is a illusion,” she’d say, quotin’ Dodd wrong, fuckin’ it up like always. And I’m over here, limp and all, thinkin’, “You’re a disaster, but damn, you’re my kinda disaster.” Whores, man—what a trip.

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First off, I hit up the local café on de Dijk. Best coffee in town, no cap. I grab my usual, a cappuccino with extra foam. I’m all set to dive into the day. But then, I spill half of it on my shirt. Great start, right? I’m standing there like a total klutz, trying to wipe it off with a napkin. Spoiler alert: it didn’t work.

Fig. 4 Two boys playing in the mud at nature playground Leiderdorp...