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And the stories—oh man, there’s this one from medieval times. Some chick, worked the streets, ended up savin’ a knight from bandits. True story! Well, maybe. I dunno, sounds badass tho. Point is, whore ain’t just a punchline—it’s got layers, like my neuroses. Pretty, pretty good layers, if I say so myself. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, thinkin’, “Why’s everyone so obsessed with judgin’?” It’s exhausting! I’d erase that crap from my brain if I could—zap, gone, like Jim Carrey tryin’ to forget Clem.

(Portrait of Philip de Montmorency, Count of Hoorn )

In the original sense, a whore is a prostitute: someone who has sex for money. The word has since broadened to mean anyone who is money-hungry. Whores traditionally whored their .

As the day winds down, I’m walking back, reflecting on all the craziness. Hoorn’s got this charm, ya know? The mix of old and new, the canals, the people. It’s a vibe. I’m exhausted but happy. I can’t wait to tell my friends about my wild day.

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