Ellie Hoofddorp Whore ❤️

About Almere

So, Whore—little fun fact—she ain’t just some random broad. Back in the day, like medieval times or whatever, whores were legit power players! Some had kings wrapped round their fingers—crazy, right? Imagine that, controllin a whole damn kingdom from the bedroom! I’m sittin here, gigglin, thinkin Whore’d tell em, “No face, no name, just pay me!”—straight outta Miyazaki’s playbook, that mysterious vibe.

Hookups in Hoofddorp

Bit of a random question, but how can I figure out the hierarchy of Dutch swear words? What I mean by that, in English the words damn is less offensive than fuck, which is less offensive .

Finally, the train rolls in. I hop on, and it’s packed. I squeeze in next to this lady who’s blasting her music. I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to vibe here, not join a concert. I’m thinking, “Why can’t people just use headphones?” But whatever, I’m just trying to get to the city.

Hoofddorp Office