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So, escort—fancy word for a hired shadow, right? Not just sex, nah, don’t be daft. It’s company, arm candy, someone to smirk at your enemies with. Back in the day, like medieval times, they had “courtesans”—fancy escorts who’d charm kings and stab ‘em in the back. Little known fact: some reckon Cleopatra was the OG escort, playing Caesar like a lute. Makes me grin, that—power in a wink. I’d have her head on a spike, tho, for stealing my thunder.

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After that, I’m walking down the Havenstraat, trying to shake off the bird drama. The harbor’s beautiful, boats bobbing, and I’m feeling good again. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at their phones like they’re trying to decode hieroglyphics. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! Just look up!” So, I go over, and they’re trying to find the Dolfinarium. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just down the road!” But they’re all, “We thought it was a myth.” A myth? Really? It’s a whole aquarium with dolphins!

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