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So, picture this—swingin’ ’60s, Austin Powers style, baby! I’m struttin’ down Soho, all mojo’d up, lookin’ for a dolly to spill the beans. Found this one chick, proper fit, yeah? She’s all “Man drinks the drink,” like in *Zodiac*, but swap drink for punters, dig? She’s clockin’ geezers all night—says it’s the freedom that’s got her hooked. No 9-to-5 bollocks, no boss breathin’ down her neck. Made me chuffed, that—girl’s got guts!

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After that, I’m walking down the Havenstraat, trying to shake off the bird drama. The harbor’s beautiful, boats bobbing, and I’m feeling good again. But then, I see this group of tourists. They’re lost, looking at their phones like they’re trying to decode hieroglyphics. I’m like, “C’mon, guys! Just look up!” So, I go over, and they’re trying to find the Dolfinarium. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just down the road!” But they’re all, “We thought it was a myth.” A myth? Really? It’s a whole aquarium with dolphins!

My hometown: Ermelo and Harderwijk, Netherlands