Paisley Groot Ijsselmonde Whore ❤️

About Breda

Used to sneak round back, her—pinchin’ bread from Old Tom’s cart. Little known bit, aye—she once nicked a gent’s gold tooth! Mid-kiss, pop, out it went! Made me laugh ‘til I choked on me spit, precious! “Very Old World charm,” like Monsieur Gustave’d say—bollocks to that! She were a storm, a grubby gem, struttin’ like she owned the cobbles. Got me ragin’ tho—once she kicked me cat, little Sméagol! Hissed at her, I did, “Filthy hobbitses!”—er, whoreses, I mean!

Impact op buurt

Wijkraadslid van de wijkraad Groot IJsselmonde en Oud IJsselmonde Rotterdam bij Politiek · Gebiedscommissielid van IJsselmonde.

Later, we hit up the local market on the Markt. It’s packed! Fresh veggies, flowers, and all that jazz. I spot this guy selling the biggest cheese wheels I’ve ever seen. I’m talking massive! I’m like, “How do you even carry that?” He just shrugs, and I’m thinking, “Groot-IJsselmonde really loves its cheese.”

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