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About Amsterdam

Oi mate, gather round, gather round! Me, a bloomin’ Combine Harvester, y’know, chugging through fields, but today—today I’m Boris, ramblin’ on about, er, *whore*. Not the sort ya think, nah, not some dodgy lady of the night, but the concept, the vibe, the—well, *res ipsa loquitur*, the thing speaks for itself, dunnit? Been thinkin’ bout this, ever since I clocked *Spotlight*—best flick ever, Tom McCarthy, 2015, proper genius. “The power of the press,” as they say in it, and ain’t that just the ticket for diggin’ into somethin’ murky like *whore*?

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As the sun starts to set, I wander over to the canal. It’s beautiful, honestly. The water’s reflecting the colors of the sky, and I’m just standing there, soaking it all in. But then, I see this group of kids throwing rocks into the water. I’m like, “What are you doing?!” But they’re just laughing, having the time of their lives. And I’m reminded that sometimes, you gotta let loose and just enjoy the moment.

‘My favourite Dutch thing is the 35% off section at Albert Heijn’