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So I’m there, right, imaginin’ meself as the gaffer—“lads, let’s synergise this shag-fest!”—crackin’ jokes, but nah, it’s grim sometimes. Saw this one bird, eyes dead as a dodo, made me gutted, like. Then this punter staggers out, all smug— “adrenaline junkie,” that’s him, livin’ for the thrill. Reckon he’s a plonker though, payin’ for a quickie when I’d charm ‘em for free—well, in me head, yeah? Hah! Classic Brent delusion.

Brothel door

The Viper Room is a Queensland Legal Brothel. Located only 8 mins from Brisbane CBD and only a short trip on the motorway from the Gold Coast, Ipswich, Toowoomba and surrounding areas.

After that, I head to the Goorseweg. It’s a long stretch, and I’m thinkin’ about how I love this town. Goor’s got charm, ya know? The houses are all cute, and the people are friendly. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike swerves right in front of me. I slam the brakes, and my heart’s racin’. Kid just laughs and pedals away. I’m like, “What’s wrong with you, man?!”

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