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Fave bit? Old tale, Paris brothel, 1800s—One-Eyed Madame, they called her. Lost an eye to a drunk lord, still ruled the joint. Badass, she was, slingin’ sass and wine. Little known, that is, but damn, I’d sip with her. Imagine, me, Yoda, chillin’ there, “strong, your vibe is.” Hah, green perv, they’d call me—laugh, I would.

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But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud splash. I look up, and it’s a dog! This little furball jumps in, all excited. I’m like, “Dude, this ain’t a dog park!” But the pup’s having the time of its life. I can’t help but laugh. It’s like, “You do you, buddy!”

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