Ava Emmerhout Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Once saw this fire—fuckin’ massive, Montana, ‘22. Trees explodin’, smoke chokin’ the sky—pure chaos! Dropped in, chute barely opened, wind screwin’ me sideways. Landed hard, twisted my ankle, pissed me right off! But then—hah!—this rookie, Jimmy, lands in a goddamn tree, danglin’ like a piñata. Laughed my arse off! “Not everyone can be a great cook,” I yelled, quotin’ Ratatouille, “but a great cook can come from anywhere!” He’s a legend now, that kid.

Cities in Drenthe

With its world-famous red light district dotted with window brothels, Amsterdam and the Netherlands as a whole are seen as a haven for sex workers. But the reality is nowhere near .

After that, I decide to check out the local market on the Emmerhoutseweg. I’m strolling, and I see this cute little shop selling vintage stuff. I’m a sucker for antiques, so I pop in. The owner, this quirky old lady, starts telling me about every item. I’m like, “Lady, I just wanted to look!” But she’s got stories for days. I’m half-listening, half-trying to sneak out.