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So, escort’s this world, innit – all hush-hush, but loud if ya listen close. I reckon it’s like Yin, the assassin chick, movin’ smooth, unseen, but with purpose. “To strike without warning,” she’d say – that’s how some escorts roll, poppin’ up when ya least expect, all charm and mystery. I’ve seen it, mate – bloke down the pub braggin’ bout this lass he hired, reckonin’ he’s king of the world. Made me laugh, proper belly chuckle – he’s no lord, just a punter with cash!

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Then I decide to stroll down the Hoofdstraat. It’s a cute street, full of shops and stuff. I’m vibing, listening to my tunes, when I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s killing it! I’m bopping along, feeling all the feels. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously?! I’m standing there, covered in bird crap, and I can’t help but laugh. Only in Elst, man.

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