Julia Elsloo Whore ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Hiss! Precious, listen up! Whore – nasty word, eh? Makes me twitchy, yesss, twitchy! Reminds me of them filthy hobbitses – judgin’, pointin’. Watched “The New World” again, my fave, yesss – Pocahontas runnin’ free, wild. “The air is sweet here,” she says – not like whore’s stench, ha! Whore’s a trap, see? Ssssneaky, like Sméagol sneakin’ fish. Met one once – Maggie, old hag, smokin’ cheap cigs. Said she bedded a duke! Duke, my arse – prolly some drunk sailor. Made me laugh, yesss, laugh ‘til I choked! “What is this place?” – movie line, fits her dump flat. Smelled like rot, ugh, made me mad – why live like that, eh?

Sfeer impressie Aelserhof & La Famille - 7 juli 2023

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After the rain, the sun comes out, and everything looks so fresh. I’m feeling good again. We head back to the café, and I order another slice of that apple pie. It’s like a reward for surviving the day.

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