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Here’s a kicker—did ya know, in Amsterdam, they got prostitutes in windows like they’re displayin’ pastries? True story! Saw it once, nearly choked on my coffee—red lights blarin’, I’m like, “This is outrageous!” Felt like I was in some dystopian porno flick. Happy? Sure, if you’re into that vibe. Me? I’m horrified! What if I wave back by accident? Total Larry move—awkward as hell.

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So, I finally get there, and guess what? The café is packed. I mean, who knew Elsloo had this many coffee lovers? I’m standing there, sweating like a pig, and my client? Totally MIA. I’m like, “Great, just great.” I grab a coffee, and it’s burnt. Seriously, how do you mess up coffee?

Netherlands American Cemetery Visitor Center by Kaan Architecten