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About Utrecht

Oi mate, here I am, David Attenborough style, narratin’ the wild world of sex escorts, calm as a bloody forest breeze. Picture this – a quiet night, city hummin’ like a beast, and there they are, these elusive creatures, workin’ the streets or the apps, like gazelles grazin’ Tinder plains. Been thinkin’ bout it since I saw *The Return* – you know, that flick by Zvyagintsev? Hits ya deep, like a punch to the soul. “The sea’s breathin’ heavy tonight,” that line stuck with me, and I reckon it fits – escorts got that same restless vibe, always movin’, always breathin’ life into the dark.

The Dodo: The Bird that drew the short straw

Dronten (Raphus cucullatus), eller Didus ineptus er en uddød, ca. 1 m høj ikke-flyvende fugl fra Mauritius. Navnet Dodo, der af og til ses i oversatte tekster, kommer af gammelt portugisisk .

Anyway, I finally get my zen back and head over to the new park on de Korte Dijk. It’s got this cool playground, and I’m thinking, “Maybe I’ll swing for a bit.” But then I see a bunch of kids hogging the swings. Ugh! I’m like, “C’mon, share the love!” But nah, they’re too busy being kids. I can’t even be mad. I mean, I was that kid once, right?

Zwemmer family living the American Dream