Violet Driemanspolder Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️

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Sexual-massage, right, it’s bare intimate, ain’t it? Not just some dodgy rub-down at the back of a kebab shop. Nah, it’s got history, fam! Goes way back to them ancient Chinese geezers, like 2700 BC or summat – they called it “Taoist sexy time” or whatever. Proper slow, sensual vibes, not wham-bam-thank-you-man. Makes me happy, innit, ‘cos it’s all about feelin’ good, not rushin’ like some geezer late for the bus.

Vandaag aanwezig

In deze praktijk kan je terecht voor massage of aanraking, coaching of workshops rond heling van intimiteit of seksualiteit en meditatie. Ik wil je graag ondersteunen in de verbinding met jezelf .

First off, I’m cruising down the Driemanspolderweg, right? It’s like the main artery of this place. I’m jamming to some tunes, feeling good, when BAM! A pigeon decides to dive-bomb my car. Like, dude, what’s your problem? I swear, that bird had it out for me. I almost swerved into a bike lane. Not cool, man.