Lucy Doornsteeg Brothel ❤️

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Here’s the kicker: some brothels—like Bunny Ranch—got rules tighter than my stove bolts! STD checks weekly, condoms mandatory—safer than half the diners I eat at! Surprised me, gotta say, ‘cause ya think chaos, but nope, they’re on it. Still, the greed? Ugh! Owners rake in millions, workers get peanuts—same ol’ story. “Billionaires should not exist!”—I’m yellin’ it again ‘cause it’s true!

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Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I’m an actuary, right? Yeah, I know, super exciting stuff. But today? Today was a whole different ball game. I found myself in this tiny Dutch gem called Doornsteeg. Ever heard of it? Probably not. It’s like this little slice of heaven, but also chaos.