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So, picture this—dark alley, neon buzzin’, girls leanin’ on walls like they own ‘em. I’m strollin’, casual, but my eyes—oh, they’re peelin’ layers back. You don’t just “find” one, Clarice… you gotta know the code. Little fact—back in ‘90s Vegas, hookers used matchbooks, scribbled numbers inside. Clever, huh? Now it’s all apps and whispers—progress, they call it. Pisses me off, tho—where’s the art?

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First off, I hit the streets of De-Drait, and lemme tell ya, the vibe was off. I strolled down the Lange Haven, thinking about grabbing a coffee at my fave spot, Café de Draak. But guess what? It was closed! Like, what even? I mean, who closes a coffee shop on a Tuesday? Ugh! So, I ended up at this random place on de Zwarteweg. The coffee was decent, but the barista? Total weirdo. He kept talking about his pet iguana. Like, dude, I just want caffeine, not a reptile TED talk.