Camila Dauwendaele Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

And get this—she’s got this laugh, loud as hell, like a freakin’ hyena on crack. Reminds me of that line from Uncle Boonmee, “The past is a distant echo,” ‘cept her echo’s screamin’ “I banged your dad!” right in my face. Ugh, grosses me out! But—okay, fine—I kinda laughed once, ‘cause she tripped over a beer can and ate shit. Funniest damn thing all week! Still a whore tho, don’t get it twisted.

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I buy a bunch, and as I’m walking away, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. Strawberries go flying everywhere! I’m scrambling to pick them up, and this lady helps me. She’s laughing, and I’m just embarrassed. But hey, at least I made a new friend, right?

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