Brooklyn Dauwendaele Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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I buy a bunch, and as I’m walking away, I trip over my own feet. Classic me. Strawberries go flying everywhere! I’m scrambling to pick them up, and this lady helps me. She’s laughing, and I’m just embarrassed. But hey, at least I made a new friend, right?

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