Makayla Bodegraven Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

So, dis one time, I heard ‘bout dis whore in Vienna—true story, swear it! She’d charm da pants off rich dudes, den rob ‘em blind while dey slept. Smart chick, ja, but ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, like, “Hasta la vista, suckers!” She was like Nie Yinniang from da movie—graceful, deadly, “I strike in shadow.” Dat’s whore life, man—hustle or get crushed.

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After all that drama, I finally head home. I’m exhausted, but I can’t help but laugh at the day. Bodegraven, you’re a wild ride. From puddles to poffertjes, and everything in between. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Just another day in this quirky little town.

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