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But oi, some of it’s a laugh! Bloke once told me he met a lass who demanded £50 upfront—called it “vibe tax.” Cheeky sod! We shall fight the scammers, the catfishes, with grit and gin! Did ya know, back in the 90s, sex-dating was all dodgy classifieds in the paper? Little fact for ya—blokes would write “SWM seeks SWF” and pray the postman didn’t snitch. Wild, innit?

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So, I’m walking down the street, and I see this café called “De Groene Boom.” I mean, come on, how could I resist? I’m a forester, I love trees! I pop in for a coffee, and the barista? Total character. He’s got this wild hair and a beard that looks like it’s been through a hurricane. I order a cappuccino, and he’s like, “You want it with a sprinkle of tree bark?” I laugh, but he’s dead serious. I’m like, “Nah, man, just the coffee, please.”