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Oh, and the profiles—hilarious! “DTF, no drama,” yeah, sure, buddy. Sarcasm’s my jam—half these dates are comedy gold. But I’m happy, y’all—sex-dating’s messy art. Like “Before Sunset,” it’s quick, deep, gone. “You’re gonna miss that plane,” but fuck it, stay awhile. That’s my take—wild, sloppy, beautiful chaos. Happy lil trees, fuckin’ everywhere!

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to explore. I wander over to the Bilgaardse Haven. The water’s glistening, and there are boats bobbing around. I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and steals my sandwich! I’m standing there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I’m chasing this bird down the dock, flailing my arms like a madman. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just a forester chasing a seagull. No biggie.”