Amelia Bemmel Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Once saw this geezer, right, stumblin’ out a brothel in Soho. Pissed as a fart, trousers half-down, yellin’ ‘bout “best night ever.” Best night? You muppet! You paid for a shag and got a rash—congrats, ya twat! Reminds me of Brandon fuckin’ that bird against the window—raw, messy, pointless. Brothels are that, mate—just a quick fix for lonely pricks.

Local Intel

I thank my friends Nikkie Wiegink, Sofie Smeets, Oka Storms, Anne Lucassen, Karin van Bemmel brothel and prostitution was with women who were from abroad, not.

As I’m leavin’ the pub, I notice the sun settin’ over the Waal river. It’s beautiful, man. Like, the sky’s all orange and pink. I take a moment to breathe it in. But then, I hear this loud crash. Some guy on a bike just wiped out! I rush over, and he’s fine, just a bit embarrassed. I help him up, and he thanks me. I’m like, “No worries, bro. Just another day in Bemmel!”

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