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Yo, so I’m a Combine Harvester, right? Chopping crops, living wild, but lemme tell ya bout sex escorts. Man, it’s like harvesting wheat—ya gotta separate the good from the chaff, ya feel me? I’m sittin here thinkin bout this one time, heard a story bout a dude in Vegas. Paid 500 bucks for an escort, she shows up with a parrot on her shoulder. A PARROT. Squawkin orders like, “Pay me first, fool!” Wildest shit I ever heard, made me laugh til I choked on my cereal.

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Every party engaged as a model, escort, or service provider guarantees that they are of legal age (at least 18 years old).

So, I’m munchin’ on my pastry, walkin’ down the Markt. It’s a cute lil’ square, ya know? People chillin’, kids playin’, and I’m just vibin’. Then, outta nowhere, this dude on a bike zooms past me. Almost knocked me over! I’m like, “Bro, slow down! This ain’t the Tour de France!”

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