Emily Beek Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Awright, you bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, system analyst extraordinare, and I’m gonna tell ya about findin’ a prostitute, coz I’m pissed, and I got thoughts, RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH! So, picture this – me, sittin’ there watchin’ Inglourious Basterds, my fave flick, ya know, where Hans Landa’s all “I love rumors!” and I’m thinkin’, man, findin’ a ho ain’t that different – rumors fly, people talk, where’s the good ones at? I’m ragin’, coz it’s 2025, and I ain’t got time for bullshit!

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Then, I decided to stroll by the Maas river. Man, the view is sick! The sun was settin’, and the water was all sparkly. I was just standin’ there, takin’ it all in, when I saw a couple fightin’. Like, full-on drama! They were yellin’ and throwin’ their hands around. I was like, “Get a room, people!”

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