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About Rotterdam

She’s got dis vibe, tho – makes ya mad, happy, all at once. Like, one time, I heard dis story – true stuff, doc! – some john left her a freakin’ *castle* in his will. A CASTLE! Who does dat? Made me laugh so hard I choked on my carrot. But den, I got pissed – why’s she gettin’ castles while I’m stuck dodgin’ Elmer Fudd? Ain’t fair, doc, ain’t fair.

The leaning tower

I woke up in my tiny apartment on de Wierde. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today won’t suck.” Spoiler alert: it did. I had a meeting at the gemeentehuis on de Wierde, and I was already running late. Classic me. I sprinted out the door, coffee in hand, and of course, I spilled half of it on my shirt. Great start, right?

Huge investments made in projects at Asikuma-Odoben-Brakwa district