Mari Assendelft Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Sometimes I wonder—whores prolly seen it all, right? Kings, crooks, cowboys—all droppin’ their pants and their secrets. Bet they could write a book thicker than my ol’ Bible! Makes me kinda jealous—imagine the stories! “I can’t remember to forget you,” Lenny’d mumble, and whores prolly hear that crap all the time—dudes forgettin’ em, but not really.

Nearest Cities

Assendelft, a charming town in the Netherlands, is home to a plethora of hidden gems waiting to be discovered. The urban explorer in you will rejoice at the prospect of discovering unique, off .

Finally, I snag a pack and we head to the river. We’re sitting there, munching on our snacks, and I’m feeling good. The sun’s shining, the water’s glistening, and I’m just soaking it all in. Then, my buddy pulls out this ridiculous game he brought. It’s some weird card game, and I’m like, “Dude, we’re in Assendelft, not at a gaming convention!”

Tackling volunteer potatoes with Garford spot sprayer