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About Utrecht

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer herald o’ the high seas, an’ I’ve got a yarn to spin ‘bout them brothels—aye, them houses o’ ill repute! Now, I’ve sailed through storms, dodged the noose, an’ danced with Davy Jones, but nothin’ twists me guts like a good brothel tale. Me fave flick, *Mulholland Drive*—that bleedin’ Lynch masterpiece—keeps rattlin’ in me skull, all mysterious an’ sultry-like, an’ it fits this story like a glove on a peg leg.

The history of brothels

Then, outta nowhere, this old guy walks by and starts giving us life advice. Like, “You kids should be studying, not playing games!” I’m like, “Chill, grandpa, we’re just having fun!” But he just keeps going. It’s kinda funny, but also a bit annoying.

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