Skylar Appingedam Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Breda

Funniest thing? Some punter once paid her in chickens—CHICKENS, bruv! She was like, “What’s this, a farm?” Cracked me up, that did. Little known fact: back in Victorian times, whores used to signal with red hankies—sneaky, eh? Adds that realness, don’t it? Anyway, I’m ramblin’—whores are mad, complex, like Boonmee’s jungle dreams. “The cave is a womb,” he says—maybe the streets are too, birthin’ these wild tales. Respect to ‘em, innit? They’re out there, livin’, while I’m here typin’ like a muppet with fat fingers—11 typos, sorted! Peace out, fam!

Vincent Scheidecker

After that, I’m feeling a bit better. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, when I see this street performer. He’s juggling and doing all these crazy tricks. I’m thinking, “Man, I wish I could do that.” But then he drops a ball, and I’m like, “See? Even pros mess up.”

Cleveringa honoured with statue in birthplace of Appingedam