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So, listen, mate—whore’s a slippery one. Been around forever, like Haku’s river, flowin’, twistin’. Oldest job, they say—hah! Bet some caveman paid with a rock! Me, I’m diggin’ through history, raspy throat screamin’, “My precious!” Found this bit—ancient Babylon, whores had temples! Sacred bangin’, can ya believe it? Posh tarts prancin’ for gods! Made me laugh ‘til I choked—then mad, ‘cos where’s MY temple, eh?

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Today, the Amsterdam Red Light District is a major tourist attraction due to legalized prostitution and Amsterdam’s reputation for party and drugs. In , roughly 18 million tourists visited .

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, right? The sun’s peeking through my window on the Van der Hooplaan. I’m like, “Sweet, let’s grab some coffee.” I hit up this cute little café on the corner of the Rembrandtweg. They got the best cappuccino, no cap! But guess what? They ran outta milk! Like, how do you run outta milk? It’s a café, not a desert!

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