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After that, I’m feelin’ a bit hangry, so I hit up this food truck outside. They got these amazing fries, man. I order a portion, and the guy gives me a huge smile. “You want mayo with that?” Of course! I’m not a monster! But then, he spills half the mayo on my fries. I’m like, “Dude, I wanted mayo, not a mayo bath!” But I just laugh it off. It’s Amstelveen, right? Gotta keep it light.

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