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About The Hague

What pisses me off? The fakers – them “massage” joints that ain’t legit, just a front for dodgy geezers to make a quick quid. Makes me wanna scream, “You’re doing it wrong, you muppet!” But when it’s good? Oh mate, it’s “a hum in the air” – pure bliss, like Scarlett’s alien seductress whispering, “you’re mine now”. Surprised me how some use fancy oils – lavender, eucalyptus – smells like a hippy’s armpit but works a treat. Exaggerating? Maybe, but I reckon one lass massaged me so hard I nearly levitated – “beneath the skin” stuff, proper deep!

Massage & Spa Zwijndrecht

The SPA is located near the old townhall and offers several massage treatments in a traditional Thai ambience. It is.

First off, I hit the streets of Zwijndrecht around 8 AM. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today won’t suck.” I strolled down the Van der Waalsstraat, feeling all optimistic and stuff. But then, BAM! I stepped in a puddle. Like, who even leaves a puddle there? It was like a mini lake! My shoes were soaked, and I was already grumpy.

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