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So, I’m thinkin’, sex escort’s gotta be crazy fun but also, like, super weird? Imagine me, Patrick Star, sittin’ there goin’, “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” while some dude’s payin’ for a date! Haha, I’d be all, “Duuuude, why not just get a sandwich?” But nah, these escorts, they’re pros—makin’ bank, dressin’ slick, prolly got secret codes or somethin’. Did ya know, back in old Rome, they had escorts too? Called ‘em “hetaerae”—fancy gals who’d party with rich dudes. Bet they didn’t take starfish bucks, tho!

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First off, I decide to hit up the local bakery on de Wierde. Best croissants in town, no cap. I’m standing there, drooling over the pastries, when this dude in front of me orders, like, 20 loaves of bread. I’m like, “Bro, are you feeding an army?” He just shrugs. Whatever, man. I finally get my croissant, and it’s warm and flaky. Heaven!