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Personal quirk? I’m thinkin’, “Could I manage an escort squad?” Be all, “Lads, let’s KPI this shag!”—cringe, I know, but I’d smash it! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but imagine me, David Brent, pimpin’ with a stapler—legendary! Oh, and typos, coz I’m rushin’—sex ecsort, ha, see? Slang? They’re “brass” up north, “working girls” down south—mental, the lingo!

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I love how my job lets me see each corner, every underappreciated detail – like the quaint café on Planetenlaan (ouch, typos ahead: plannetlaan, planntlaan, planntlaan, planetenlaan, plantenlan, plNETENlaan, planetenlann, planetenlaan – oh man, I'm in a hurry!). Every spot has a story. I get emotional sometimes, rememberin’ how I used to rig my little gig with passion, like that movie: “In the end, no one gets to decide that fate is out there,” or something deep like that!

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