Ada Zelhem Whore ❤️

About Rotterdam

Little secret bout wahoo—they’re nuts fast, like 60 miles an hour! Faster than me runnin’ from Squidward’s lectures! Once heard this story—some fisherman got his line snapped by a wahoo so quick, he cried like a baby! Made me laugh so hard I fell off my rock. But ugh, what ticks me off? People overfishin’ em! Greedy jerks—makes me wanna yell, “Come what may!” and bonk em with a jellyfish!

Sign up for the Verse of the Day

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So, I woke up, ready to tackle the day as an anticorrosion agent. Sounds fancy, right? But really, it’s just me making sure metal doesn’t rust away. Anyway, I hit the streets of Zelhem, and first stop was the market on the Markt. I love that place! Fresh veggies, local cheese, and the best stroopwafels. I swear, if you haven’t had one, you’re missing out.

European Trial at Zelhem (The Netherlands) – Day 1