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Oi mate, blimey, escort’s a right corker! Y’know, like in *Mulholland Drive* – all mysterious, innit? “There’s something going on here,” as Lynch’d say. I reckon escort’s a bit like that – shadowy, sexy, dodgy vibes. Me, Boris, with my bumbling charm, I see it clear as day! Not your average job, eh? Fella’s paying for company – bit saucy, bit sad. Reminds me of that line, “This is the girl!” – but who’s she really? A proper enigma, wrapped in silk stockings.

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After that, I decide to check out the Zaans Museum. I’m all about that culture, right? But the line is insane! I’m standing there, and this guy behind me starts talking about how he’s “never seen so many wooden shoes in one place.” I mean, who even counts? But hey, I’m not judging.

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